Tune A Loon

A sex act when someone shoves 2 loonies up your ass or vagina

Jerry: MOMMY I MISSED THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! Mom: it’s ok son, can I use those loonies for a Tune A Loon?

juby loon

When a dog's jowls gets caught on its tooth forming a small bubble-like shape.

Child 1: "Awe, man, Look at Sterling's Juby Loon. He looks hilarious!"

Child 2: "Haha! Yeah, my dog gets that too after he yawns or eats."

Child 1: "Stfu."

Lava Loon

Lava Loon is a strategy from the Mobile game Clash Royale. Lava Loon is when you spread out your opponents ass cheeks by using the cards lava hound and balloon. This combo of cards is commonly known as gay rape.

This man is using lava loon. I might as well bend over.

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Loon Mountain

The greatest mountain in the East

Hey lets go to Loon Mountain so we can have fun.

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boop the loon

A great Canadian euphemism for solo masturbation, or the act of pleasuring someone else.

Jack: What did ya get up to today, bud?
Fred: Oh, yenno! I woke up early, had to boop the loon, throw myself together, smoke a dart and then head off to work!

Or

Jack: So, what did you do with Maggie the other night?
Fred: Well, as the good gent that I am, I spent an hour or so booping her loon, then afterwards we went for a rip to Timmies, grabbed a box of Timbits and we sat down and ate them on the chesterfield watching the hockey game.

Loon Out

To lose your fuckin mind. Simply put, whooping ass.

This person kept calling my house, asking for someone who wasn't there. I told them the next time they call I'm going to loon out on they asses.

Crazy Loon

One who is seriously crazy or deranged (needs assistance as soon as possible).

Person 1: "Wow that guy is wearing clothes..."
Person 2: "What a crazy loon!"

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