LOPS

A sexual disorder that occurs in both men and women. For men LOPS is Lack Of Pussy Syndrome and for women it is Lack Of Penis Syndrome. The cure is very simple get laid. But beware that masturbation can't cure this.

I can't get any pussy I have a serious case of LOPS. I sure hope I get laid tonight.

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Lop

Stands for "Left Over Pussy". A lop is a loose and easy hoe.

"You should go get at Brandy. She's a lop."

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LOP

Lack of personality. Someone who is a complete fucktard that has nothing going for them and never will. A man that takes his Ex's panties and shoes because she broke up with him.

"Man, Brad is such a fucking LOP that he stole my panties and shoes because I left him. What a fucktard...

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Lop

LOP is the scene when pewdiepie takes off his shirt and wears a red bucket mimicking the famous Ricardo Milos video and begins dancing.

A: ay bro you remember LOP
B: yeah that was pretty funny

Lops

A man or woman suffering from Lack Of Penis Or Pussy Syndrome.

Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.

Greg: Have you heard about Ollie?
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!

Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.

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Lop

A negative term for a person that is lazy or worthless. A lop is good for nothing.

me: "Let's go shoot some hoops!"

you: "No, I'm okay, I dont feel like doing anything today."

me: "whatever, quit being such a lop, and come on."

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LOPPED

Being drunk beyond belief; hammered; smashed; willing to MOS with any brute available.

I was freakin' lopped last night!

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