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The use of intelligent and interesting fact-filled conversation to entice a member of the opposite sex. When used effectively, potential partners will only stop the conversant when they go in for a kiss.
His mental lubrication was so effective that their discussion of war strategy and post-modern architecture got his girlfriend so horny he didn't even get a chance to tell her about steam locomotives from the 1880s.
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someone who uses deeply emotional or stressful trauma to gain an intimate friendship through manipulation.
Don't forget to apply your emotional lubricant when talking to _______.
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Alcohol; especially for artists.
I was having difficulty writing my new novel, so I decided to indulge in some creative lubricant.
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social lubrication takes place when two or more people get together and have a few drinks and things start to flow much easier than without..drops the inhibitions
The two couples were experiencing social lubrication in the hot tub after many margaritas when the blood started running to lower extremities...
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Gravy or any kind of sauce to accompany a meal.
The beef is dry. It needs some oral lubricant.
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A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.
Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic
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Alcohol used to lighten the mood
"Fluttershy downed her 15th shot of Friendship Lubricant."
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