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A dazzling homoerotic maneuver enjoyed among no less than three, but theoretically unlimited number of homosexual men. The fun is initiated by a particularly chiseled young stallion, with extremely defined abdominals, who lays face up on a staircase so to result in a 45 degree downward slope from head to toe. He must maintain continuous flex of his six-pack as the following sequence unfolds. One lucky stud now places his lower lip below the belly button & just above the pubic region with his mouth gaping wide open, eagerly awaiting nectar. Next, another or potentially many aroused young studs descend the stairs. One at a time, they each straddle the chest of the reclining stallion and proceed to ejaculate, unloading semen onto the top row of his perfectly defined six pack. The center line of the six pack then serves as a funnel or “luge” delivering semen into the salivating open mouth of the awaiting recipient below. This process resumes delightfully as needed until all the boys’ appetites are satisfied.
(extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”
Following years of shame & barely ever getting any dick, due to his dumpy physique, Jesse finally capitulated and joined CrossFit. After achieving impressive results, and now sporting a sexy new six pack, it was time to show off to the boys. He invited over a whole gang of his most handsome friends, all hot prime-aged studs like himself. Upon their arrival he stripped down naked, putting his glistening well-oiled physique on proud display. All the boys watched in awe, penises standing straight up in erect salute, as he strutted gracefully to the staircase, reclined into position and rallied them into action; “Cum and get it boys! SPLUGE LUGE!”
When a hockey goal tender is sprawled out like he is on a luge while laying on the puck.
Antti Niemi was riding the luge on that one.
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The shiny track of cum and sweat after you bust a nut between your girlfriends tits that reseble a luge track as in the olympics!!
Dude i laid a spooge luge between Terrinas tits last night that ran down to her belly button!!!
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an ice sculpture bearing a replica Obama for America logo and fashioned so that booze can be sluiced directly into someone’s waiting mouth
In Pennsylvania, he entertained fellow staffers at parties with something called a “shot luge,” an ice sculpture bearing a replica Obama for America logo and fashioned so that booze can be sluiced directly into someone’s waiting mouth.
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Sniffing cocaine. Doing coke by luge-ing it up your nose.
We were in the bathroom participating in the two man cranial luge
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A Ukrainian Luge is a term used to describe a process in which you shave or wax a man's entire body, and then a woman rides him in the Reverse Cowgirl position down a slide of some sort
A Ukrainian Luge can also be a noun describing the man being ridden.
"Honey, let's setup this Slip n' Slide in the backyard and do a Ukrainian Luge!"
noun: "He's got a rockin' body! I bet he makes a sturdy Ukrainian Luge."
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Before having sexual intercourse with an individual both parties shit on a slip and slide and proceed to do it in their fecal matter.
Randi and Kim had loads of fun with the Louisiana Luge last Saturday night.
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