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"Loud and clear", radio term.
"I can read you lumpy chicken, over and out".
When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole
Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦
A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.
"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"
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Usully descirbed when a mal has a HUGE erection which makes his pants look "lumpy"
We just gobbled Jorge and Alex's knobs and now they have lumpy pants!
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One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.
Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"
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This is similar to a normal Queef but the subject is on her period when the air is expelled from the vagina.
The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.
Man 1: Dude, I was banging Amy last night while she was on her period and I'm not even joking she mega queefed and all this lumpy shit came out all over my balls!
Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!
Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...
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A belch that consists of a frothy burp and enough sick to create a small but effective puddle.
"Adam's had a lumpy burp!"
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