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Someone who's never smoked anything in their entire life, not even cigarettes.
Guy1: *Smokin'pot* "Want a hit, yo?"
Guy2: "Uh, sure." *Takes a hit*
*COUGH SHITSTORM*
Guy1: "Hahaha, Virgin Lung!"
Someone that coughs consistently after each hit as though its their first time smoking.
"Damn John! You got some fucking baby lungs, quit coughing."
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When you slit open the throat of someone and shit inside of it and then close it surgically.
When I woke up after taking the shot, I was missing a kidney and I had shidd lungs... kids these days I tell you.
When you've got hanahaki disease, but it's spring and all the bees are trying to get into your mouth
Guy 1: Damn, this hanahaki disease is horrible. I can't stop thinking about the person I love, and i keep coughing flowers up everywh-
Guy 2: Just wait until you get bees in your mouth. Lung bees!
Guy 1: Excuse me?
The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.
Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*
The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.
“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing”
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”
Another name for a cigarette, since smoking is like throwing darts at the lungs.
I am going to head outside and throw down a few more lung darts.
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