luther michigan

a small town in northern michigan derived from a small logging villiage. in short its small (pop around 200) but its kick ass. luther logging days. every truck around comes down the street (like 3 or 4 lol) and the nice firemen throw candy at little kids. the useual parade shinannigans. but yeah the fireworks are sweet, no restrictions so they blast away, plus everyone sits on main street and they launch the works from the dam which is like not even a football field away. the littel ashes that fall off the fireworks fall on the street. next to cadillac, manistee, and oswego(os-WEE-go)

A: where are you going over break
B: up north
A: where, im going to mackinaw city (the city is spelled mackinaw not mackinac(pronounced exactly like the cities spelling, the c is silent))
B: fun, im going to luther michigan
A: wtf are you talking about
B: thought so

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Martin Luther's Eve

The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day

Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!

Martin Luther King

A black guy that said some words on a stage and somehow got into American History "I HAZ A DREM"
His "drem" was to not be called a nigger where ever he went.

Martin Luther King: "I HAZ A DREM"
Tana Mongeau: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Keemster: "FUCKING NIGGER"
Black Person in todays society: "FUCKING NIGGER"

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Martin Luther Coon

A racist term for Martin Luther King that is very commonly used in the south.

Black Man: "Is you workin' da'day"
White Man: "No, today is 'Martin Luther Coon Day' so I have the day off.

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the martin luther king

When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"

I GAVE YOUR MOM THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, THATS A DREAM SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!

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Martin Luther Coon

Highly offensive slur uttered by ESPN's Mike Greenberg of "Mike and Mike in the Morning" on January 18, 2010.

"Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN Radio, talkin' football with you on this Martin Luther Coon King, Jr. holiday."

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martin luther king

A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.

Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?

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