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being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid
guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now
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The biggest humiliation for Madrid since the 6-2 Barcelona propinated them in the early 00's.
They wanted 14? Ajax FC gave them a 1-4.
Madridiot: We're going for the 14th Champions League.
Me: 14? Fuck that Madrid. You lost 1-4 last night.
Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.
After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.
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Someone as small as Ronaldo
A little bit of A pussy
Are you a Real Madrid fan? Yes I am A Big pussy like Ronaldo
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A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.
Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.
It's when the odds are against you and everyone says it's not possible but you come on top and win.
This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.
Royal challengers Bengaluru pulled of a Real Madrid by qualifying to the 2024 IPL knockouts.
Fucking many Spanish chicks in the span of 5 hours.
Man I did a Madrid drive by last night.