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Maggot

A tiny penis often found on geeks and/or people who haven't gone through puberty

"Dude, did you see when that nerd got bagged?"

"Yeah, he had a total maggot I could barely see anything!!"

by SOOPADOOD November 23, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maggot

Usually associated with gentlemen from the Quincy, MA area, calling someone a maggot can either be derogatory or congratulatory. Calling your buddy a "maggot" after hearing of his/her weekend exploits is a way of acknowledging that he or she had successfully waged a battle in the war on decency. On the other hand, calling someone a "maggot" for hanging out at the Quincy Center train stop conveys the total lack of respect that you have for the individual in question. As you can see, to an outsider this term could be confusing and hard to grasp at first, but to the people involved, calling someone a "maggot" is second nature.

"While the rest of the party was dancing and discussing philosophy, the maggot was slowly making his way towards the poorly hidden liquor cabinet, ready to fight for his feed."

"Ked, you're a fucking maaaaagot! I can't believe you smashed my girlfriend!"

by Quincy Keeeed May 16, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


maggot

slipknot fans...they rock and their (sic)

im a (sic) maggot...and im not a faggot

by lizz August 31, 2003

57๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


maggot

1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.

2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all

by JC October 29, 2002

30๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


maggot

a vile and disgusting person

Come and get it you freaking maggots.

by Light Joker November 6, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


maggot

Pre-dating Slipknot by almost twenty years, a maggot is a slovenly, hard partying, rock and roll dude. Priorities in life include beer, dope, metal and chicks. Maggots can usually be seen in their natural habitat, the basement party, but may sometimes migrate to reunion concerts or bars featuring cover bands. Maggots tend to be good natured and are usually harmless due to the high concentration of alcohol in their systems but on occasion do argue when the heated "Black Sabbath vs Led Zeppelin" debate arises. Such arguments may lead to fisticuffs but usually resolve with a vigorous Soul Man handshake and ordering a couple more beers.

Larry: Phil, you maggot! Your Iron Maiden t-shirt is awesome, man!
Phil: Thanks dude! I got it at the headshop for ten bucks, I think it's a bootleg.
Larry: Hey, let's get drunk.
Phil: You are such a maggot... Let's go.

by PoopyLoopDeLoop January 19, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


maggot

maggot is a term used to describe slipknot fans it was originally created by joey jordison slipknot drummer

listen to : maggots pulse-slipknot

by | | |*wednesday13roolz*| | | June 25, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž