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Avdol: Jotaro! I'm getting you out of this jail cell by using my stand, magicians red
A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.
Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
Example:
That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.
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when a vagina is used so much that it sags and stretches beyond use.
My wife's vagin hangs like magicians sleeve. Very Nice!!:)
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A magical man who kills dragons and quests for wheat.
Man 1: Got any bread?
Man 2: No sorry, let's go ask the bread magician!
When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.
Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.
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Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.
We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.
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Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.
Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!
Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.
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