Knocking boots on top of a mailbox. The act is particularly disrespectful to the owner of said boots as well as a federal crime. It can be used as an act of revenge or as an erotic way of expressing one's affections.
Man, that girl is so hot I just wanna bang her on a mailbox!
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In order to right the wrongs in his life, Greg was later seen banging on a mailbox.
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That guy messed with me and the only way to get him back is to bang his girlfriend on a mailbox.
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When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.
Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.
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An alcoholic drink known for giving a killer hangover. Consists of a shot of vodka mixed with goon, a form of cheap-ass cask wine.
Tastes best on ice with a fruity white goon.
Let's load up on Fruity Lexia tonight and get trashed off Sex on a Mailboxes.
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An object yanked from a lawn by a fella when under the influence
Fuck it, chicken mailbox
Large sculpture of a Manatee, also know as the sea cow, holding a mailbox. A local ornament to the Florida Keys.
Dude let's do a shot everytime we see "manatee mailbox" in Key West.
Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.
Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo
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Drink: Vodka + Goon.
A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.
Lets have a couple Sex on a Mailboxes then finish off the night with a game of Goon of Fortune.
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