Random
Source Code
Random
Northern Irish slang for someone who will never lose their virginity.
Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.
"That lanky prick Matthew is going to be a Malcolm forever."
8👍 6👎
A sexy guy that is so kind and awesome. He is fun to be around and is super helpful and caring.
Malcolm is a great guy
7👍 7👎
Dude rocks!!! Show him all the love!!!!
"Malcolm? I know that guy!!! Thank God every day I do."
he is one of the most beautiful and caring people u will ever know and he is amazingly good in bed. hes also super sexy and athletic. he cares for u more than anyone will ever care for u and helps in your darkest hour if u ever date one dont ever stop.
malcolm is amazing in bed
malcolm helped me build my fence
i have never seen someone as beautiful as malcolm
4👍 4👎
The most sweetest, funniest, and cutest guy you'll ever meet. He cares for people, he's ready to beat somebody's ass when needed. He deserves so much more. He is amazing. A kawaii guy indeed! His laugh makes everyone laugh, and his smile makes a girl smile back. He's really attractive and pretty much the best friend ever.
Girl 1: "Omg I took a bunch of pictures of you Malcolm!"
Malcolm: "Why, just why? Jesus im ugly XD"
Girl 1: "No your nott!!"
18👍 26👎