Random
Source Code
Random
Someone superior than an Alpha or a Sigma, Morbius Males are enjoyers of the hit movie "Morbius" and have watched it octillions of times. Morbius Males replace the first syllable of an existing word with "Morb", and this is known as Morbiusese and Morbius Males are fluent at it.
Example of Morbiusese: You get no Morbitches.
You also need to purchase every form of Morbius merchandise, existing and non-existing. Dedicate your entire life purpose to the movie Morbius, and you might as well be a Morbin' Time Morbius Male.
Joe is a Morbius Male and is more potent than Dee (A Sigma Male) and Chewie (An Alpha Male) put together!
5👍 2👎
A Plimbo male is a being who has ascended past the need for a physical and fixed form. Much like the clay deity "Plimbo", they are not spiritually nor physically bound to their body. They are formless, mysterious and powerful beyond measure. Their philosophy and way of life is far beyond the comprehension of any mortal being.
Oh damn, that guy just ascended into the astral plane like it was nothing! What a Plimbo male.
31👍 1👎
Whatever thing Gordon Freeman is. Someone who's really quiet, but strong.
guy1: man'st thou heard 'bout guy3? he dostn't even speaketh!
guy2: strange character quality but ok. methinks he's Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather a Lambda Male.
160👍 10👎
Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.
A yogurt male just slept with my wife.
207👍 15👎
A sexual service male, must be well hung and hot looking. Does not need to have money or a good job, just be good in bed. Women of all ages use service males for hot sex, but have no plans to enter into relationships with them. In the hierarchy of males, the service male is between the alpha male and beta male.
Women use service males as life-sized dildos. Service males are only good for one thing! Sexual service.
103👍 6👎
A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .
Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .
Yeah he has become a true smegma male .
An chi male as a man who seeks above all things knowledge. This is the type of guy who is super hot and has big dick energy even though he has a medium sized cock. He is the type of guy who would reject the normative societal typical normal standards of what a man should do and instead meticulously researches things online like to see if there's a definition of every "x male" where x = any greek letter
"That guy giggling at his phone by himself is a total Chi male" - the other guys
75👍 5👎