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When you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman's anus without her knowledge. Usually during intercourse and especially if she likes anal play.
I don't know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it's off her own tub. The phantom mallard strikes again.
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Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head
mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet but is still good at gorilla tag, if he had better internet he would probably be better than sleet_vr/aceyninjavr
mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet.
A synonym for fuck, since your phone autocorrects it to duck, so why not just use that word anyway.
Oh mallard me!
Mallard you!
Mother mallard!
Someone who panic buys - especially from a grocery store or supermarket - upon hearing of an impending crisis or emergency.
“Look how much stuff he has on his trolly, it’s only a cyclone. What an absolute Mallard.”
a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.
"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"
When two people climb into a fuck blind and have sex with mallard calls in their mouth.
I was duck hunting and heard someone doing a Moaning Mallard, sounded like two mallards just going at it