Din mamma

The swedish translation of yo mama, simple as that.

Swe - Din mamma är så fet att då rullade över två femtioäringar blev det en enkrona.

Eng - Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

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yo mamma

Insult, last resort in a verbal confrontation, snap among friends.

Yo mamma is so broke that she got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.

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Joe Mamma

if anyone says something about Joe, DO NOT reply with "who's Joe" or you will DIE

Random Guy: hey, look, it's Joe!!
Donald Trump: who's Joe?
Random Guy: JOE MAMMA
Donald Trump: *Dies*
Random Guy: *reveals he was Borrak Obama*
Borrak Obama: *DeFauLt DaNCe*

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Mamma Mia

A name of some movie and an expression stated by Italians when their blood pressure goes over 9000

Nappa: Vegeta, check you pressure gauge!

Vegeta: blast it, it’s over 9000!

Some Italian boi: ‘mamma mia!’

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yo mamma

Stupid ass and overused jokes that revolve around your mom's weight, intelligence, and overall life. Not only they're are stupid, but they're sometimes offensive.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal

Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.

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hoochie mamma

A woman who dresses sexy but no longer fits the typical description of attractive. Hoochie mammas are either too old, too fat or are psycically unattractive in some other way, yet they still manage to lure the sexual interest of the most eager men through short skirts, low cut blouses, stockings and other means of sexual attire.

My fat-ass grandmother is a hoochie mamma because she wears thigh-high, F-me boots and still dates men 20-40 years younger than her.

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Mamma Bear

The one friend who's the responsible drinker, but still likes to party hard.

she's a mamma bear!

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