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mardi gras

also known as 'fat tuesday' or the day before 'ash wednesday': the day that marks the christian fasting period known as lent. a time for blacking out, absolute debauchery, and degenerate behavior. if you can remember what was done during mardi gras, you didn't celebrate it right. the showing of tits for beads is part of such tradition.

mardi gras is just like any other weekend but with more tits

by susanfux February 14, 2018


Mardi Gras-Ing

The act of killing a large group of monsters in an MMORPG(Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game), With a semi-large group of people at an incredible rate of speed.

"You'll need a lot of DDs and some healers then you'll be Mardi Gras-Ing right through that fight."

by Geterdun March 3, 2014


Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012


Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022