Saves princesses and sleeps with them.
Mario My boy!
A guy that’s funny, ridiculous. Well, if you have a friend called Mario, you’re lucky. He’s lazy but smart ( like a lot ). He has quite the temper, I guess..... don’t know. He likes anime, that’s for sure
Hey Mario, whatcha doin’?
Trying to do stuff, I guess....
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Mario’s are a great people to be around them they will be rude at times but they can also steal your heart away . They can be as cruel but have a soft heart that everyone can love . They are funny kind and they will always be there when u most need them .
Yo mario is always there when I need him. Ikr
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Sonic but has actual good games.
Sonic: "Why is Sonic Forces so shitty"
Mario: "You wish you had Super Mario Odyssey bitch"
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A video game about a guy. He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.
And runs like a jamaican
and jumps like a black man
And grabs coins like a Jew
"I really like playing that Mario Kart game!
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Mario is just such a perfect person , he is a hugger loves to hug . Loves to be all upon on you . His voice , his accent is beautiful ! . If you lose him you will never find someone like him . Being on the phone with him is funny . His laugh is funny but cute . His text are the sweetest . When he is not with you , you will miss him very much . He’ll be in your dreams and the reason you can’t sleep & be in your mind 24/7 and you won’t be able to stop thinking about him
Mario is the best
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He is good at football and he gets loads of girls such as agi
Mario is good at football and he gets bare girls such as Agi