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Mario

Saves princesses and sleeps with them.

Mario My boy!

by Very Large Dick Tionary November 13, 2018


Mario

A guy that’s funny, ridiculous. Well, if you have a friend called Mario, you’re lucky. He’s lazy but smart ( like a lot ). He has quite the temper, I guess..... don’t know. He likes anime, that’s for sure

Hey Mario, whatcha doin’?
Trying to do stuff, I guess....

by SuperJesse May 18, 2019

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Mario

Mario’s are a great people to be around them they will be rude at times but they can also steal your heart away . They can be as cruel but have a soft heart that everyone can love . They are funny kind and they will always be there when u most need them .

Yo mario is always there when I need him. Ikr

by Ur kiddo May 29, 2019

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Mario

Sonic but has actual good games.

Sonic: "Why is Sonic Forces so shitty"

Mario: "You wish you had Super Mario Odyssey bitch"

by LolCringe August 23, 2019

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Mario

A video game about a guy. He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.

And runs like a jamaican

and jumps like a black man

And grabs coins like a Jew

"I really like playing that Mario Kart game!

by Manlyman654 December 10, 2016

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Mario

Mario is just such a perfect person , he is a hugger loves to hug . Loves to be all upon on you . His voice , his accent is beautiful ! . If you lose him you will never find someone like him . Being on the phone with him is funny . His laugh is funny but cute . His text are the sweetest . When he is not with you , you will miss him very much . He’ll be in your dreams and the reason you can’t sleep & be in your mind 24/7 and you won’t be able to stop thinking about him

Mario is the best

by Karlyy February 9, 2019

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Mario

He is good at football and he gets loads of girls such as agi

Mario is good at football and he gets bare girls such as Agi

by Agi+Mario=❤️ August 13, 2017