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A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.
Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
When the bass from your sub is so hard that you are getting a massage from it.
I put on dat Gucci and turned dat shit up all da way and dropped out while i got my bass massage.
Turn up da bass i need to relax with a nice bass massage.
to have ones butthole massaged using fingers with little to no penetration.
I had myself a grade "a" buttular massage.
Brad says to Angelina " Baby I'm craving a buttular massage"
Angelina says "call George!"
When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
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When you give your girlfriend a massage and put your penis inside her.
Hollywood massage: he gave her a masssge and used his penis to massage her uterus.
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The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.
Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!
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A Massage given to the throat of a special lady.
Last night after dinner I gave Irene a deep throat massage.
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