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Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.
Ana: Hello, do you know him?
Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan!
Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!
Often used in a derogatory way towards a male who thinks he's smarter than he actually is. You may well know his proper name
"Hold on a wee sec matey boy, when I went to school there were 52 weeks in a year."
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Matei is a nice guy but has a small penis and is very big headed and there heads are shaped in a weird way etc square
A zesty guy who is obsessed with War Thunder and Geometry Dash. He always has the kind of walk of a lead actor in an action film. He seems to care little about his education, but he actually puts a lot of effort into it. I'm not sure how he manages to do it, but he constantly gets fantastic scores in everything.
Matei, quit playing War Thunder. Stop grinding so much; it's just a goddamn video game!
Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.
If you have this name you have a really BIG PP and are superior to the ones named Paula
Person 1 : Yo , Matei's girlfriend told me he has a big pp.
Person 2 : I bet her name is Paula
the name of a smoking hot Romanian guy, massive muscles, and a 9-inch cock. Matei is very good at conversing with ladies, easily pulling the most "hard-to-get" women. He also has an incredible brain, capable of manipulating even other master manipulators. Overall, he is a great all-around guy with an incredible sense of humour.
Omg, is that Matei? He broke my heart by just walking by!
A guy with a very large dick who fucked every female in this world. He also is very good at beating people.
Sadly, Matei fucked my mom again.