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A really cool move that involves alot of back bending ans side twisting in order to dodge objects.
he did a matrix and dogded that football
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A great movie consisting of a pasty white guy and a magic negro.
By now you should have guessed...I'm your magic negro.
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A genius coder making cheetos for shitty games. Rumour has it that he is a dank memer.
Matrix how do I open my cheats?
When a man has an erection and discretely hides it by pulling a
"Matrix." This move consists of the classic Neo backwards arch while a hand of preference slides into one's pants and flips the erect penis upwards into its natural position. The penis is then trapped between one's stomach and the elastic band from underwear.
The breezy at the strip club gave be a hard on. I slyly pulled a matrix before she even had a chance to notice.
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When a guy and a girl hang out, one of them goes in for a kiss, and the other denies him or her by pulling his or her head away.
"Bitch, you just got matrixed by that hot girl."
"Way to matrix that ugly chick bro."
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to run so fast that your feet seem to disappear and you appear to run UP a wall
Brian matrixed around the room as he ran away from Shatisha with her love note from Dyquan.
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Helping Verb.
Usually combined with "go" in the present tense or "went" in the past tense to describe an unbelieveably cool or Matrix-style action. Sometimes involves quick reflexes (usually in dodging or blocking things), or violence.
"I went totally Matrix on that kid who tried to steal my cotton candy."
"Dude, stop fucking around or I'll go Matrix on you."
"That was so Matrix when you dodged that hot dog."
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