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noun.
One of the sweetest guys you will ever encounter.
When you meet him it's hard not to be instantly taken in by his goofy charm and contagious, genuine smile. He is a loyal friend is always there to listen. He gives perfect hugs and will do his best to cheer you up. Matty is incredibly patient. He is always friendly, always up for fun and honest. He is one of the last real men left on this earth. He knows how to treat a girl right, and will surpass even the highest expectations if she treats him right too.
Matty's make great friends and perfect boyfriends.
They're sweethearts who know how to be guys' guys and still sweet to their girls.
We should go ask Matty to come along, he makes everything more fun.
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Matty
An EXTREMELY good looking, charming, perfect, beautiful Korean guy that created a famous "video" with his trisexual, vietnamese, partner-in-crime named huy.
Person 1: "Did you see Matty and Huy's sexy new video??"
Person 2: "Yeah it was amazing!!"
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Sexy beast, always the alpha male of any group he is in and is never afraid of anything.
Wow is that Matti who is coming over! The new alpha male Matti is in town!
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Matty is a gorgeous biker (a rigid BMX mothafucka) who never fails in making you smile. He wears awesome tee shirts and shoes, and he's always looking cute, even with bedhead hair. He likes to draw random things and he gets you in the habit of saying random words like 'yeee' on msn. You can tell he's a softy, beyond his spifffy appearance and pierced lip.
He's a hardcore dude, but you'll end up telling him you love him. Because, he'll be a bestfriend.
Did you see Matty today?
Yeah, he's looking saweeeeet.
We should ask him for a threeesome. (LOL)
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A very Dark But Sexy Human Being. Has A very very very Large Penis and very funny. A guy that gets all the ladies, and has a 10/10 Personality.
"I had a Very sexy matti Yesterday and his dick was massive"
"I wish I had A matti"
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Pronounced: (maa-tee)
A unique word that acts as a lubricant to a conversation, by being an Adjective and verb and noun.
Adjective:
1. To feel ill, or not well.
2. A secondary word for awesome.
3. Tired, pissed off.
4. sexy.
Noun:
1. A friend.
2. A girlfriend or lover.
Verb:
1. Doing in an excellent way.
2. Someone doing unto you in a most terrible way.
3. Defeated or undone.
Adjective:
1. I was mattied after that ride.
2. That car was matti.
3. I'm extremely matti about my boss's comment.
4. She is very matti.
Noun:
1. What's going on Matti?
2. Hey Mattiness, you want to snuggle?
Verb:
1. I was matting it up while playing COD4.
2. He mattied me, and sent me home with my tail between my legs.
3. I mattied those other programmers.
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