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Tobacco and Weed mixed, than put in a bowl and hooted through a bong.
Toke tabbage and cabbage in a bong. Therefore smoking a maul hoot.
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Puts a hangover to shame. Very similar, minus alcohol. You could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be Jesus mauling you.
*next day after party*
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus
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When two guys insert (tag team) one girl.
My friend and I darth mauled this girl last night.
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When a man's pee stream splits in two, usually far enough apart that one stream will miss the toilet entirely.
"I was taking a piss and just Darth Mauled all over my shoes."
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Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.
Oh my God, I was so sick I was Darth Mauling all day long!
What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.
Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.
when you experience an onslaught of email, a virtual avalanche of email on a single topic or spam
Man, I had no idea that when I posted the new job position using my direct email rather than the corporate email, that I would be e-mauled!