A maurice moment is when one does something gay without noticing it
Ex. Bro 1: i like holding my gfs purse. Feels kinda nice
Bro 2: what
Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment
6๐ 2๐
definition and background: from the Latin: Hoardus Retardus: When one hoards much of an item and sequentially makes use of none of it
When Eric, the faker, collected 500 oranje juice cartons and drank a mere 2 cartons, Ari, the ugliest kid ever, said that at the moment he was very Maurice Mednick.
A sexual act where the male finishes onto their partner's face while they are crying.
They didn't seem to like it, so I gave them a salty Maurice and called it a day.
The French king of arpeggios on fortepiano.
The first time I tried sightreading Maurice Ravel's third movement on his 'Miroirs' suite, the time signature was tripping me up, what the hell is an 84'th note!?
Absolute legend. Master of baby goods, should have been an F1 driver.
That guy will never be as awesome as a Paul Maurice
Christie I'm finalment headin' bak to lile maurice
christie: you mean Mauritius...Why d'you gotta speak anglais potisse, y can't u just speak plain creole???
4๐ 1๐