catch me if you can

Imperative formor as a dare

A nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

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lets just keep it me and you

a seperation between two individules when there is an uncomfortable pressure issued by one party

paul: so i was thinking about how things were going between us...

mandy:... lets just keep it me and you hun.

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Call me when you want

A lyric of the song named:Montero by Lil nas X

When someone says this sentence, most people continue the lyrics.

Y/n:CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT
Random person :CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED

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let me help you out

A condescending phrase used to preface the dissemination of an important (often revolutionary) piece of information from a self-identified superior being to a subjectively-determined inferior being. Usually used during paste up, sometimes as an insult, though most often as part of the Denebola vernacular.

Let me help you out: this thing isn't a work of art.

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fuck me yourself you coward

a perfect way to deflect someone saying "fuck you!"

person1: FUCK YOU
person2: FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!

me love you long time

asian porn- porn with a whole bunch of asian whores

me love you long time #5 is such a great movie

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let me tell you about homestuck

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.

Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'