Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.
Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.
Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.
Mary: it’s white.
Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.
correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"
see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"
Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.
"I herby sentence you to five years in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."
(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.
Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.
Rach: my texting got turned off..
Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?
A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
A prison where the daily routine involves much cornholing.
Kenneth Lay should be sent to federal pound me in the ass prison