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A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.
upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.
An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out
Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling
"We're not a cult, we're a meditation group".
"Let us teach yourself to open your mind and better your life by joining our cult- I mean meditation group".
When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely
We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"