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When you get beat up, socked, or shot
"some fuck boi gets punched"
Damn he just merked the shit out of you
"just got shot in the leg"
Bro take me to a hospital some boi just merked me
A jerk who merges at the last second on a lane closure.
Look at the merk cutting me off!
The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.
FUCK YEA!!!! I HIT HER WITH THE MERK BRO!!!!
Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.
Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.
As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"
oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...
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To eather kill or hurt someone very badly and then piss on them.
What the fuck dyou say cunt? cmon lets merk him.
haha, we just merked that bitch.
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A word that should never be used in a video game. Meaning to actually kill, like in real life.
1: Dude I got merked at MW2 yesterday
2: Never say merk in a video game faggot
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