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where you have the “two millimeter defeater”
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry
when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis
A cock lacking a good amout of girth and length. Usually around .25-1-5 inches
Hey guys look, Casey has a micropenis. Does it even count?!?!
When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.
Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.
Ian paid a hooker to suck his Micropenis, but she died of laughter.