Midas Male

Midas males have typicially got enormous genitals and are intelligently superior humans who also have 42 chromosomes in total. A so-called Midas Male is only born once every 4.3 billion years so they are extremely rare.

Typical female or male or furry ( I don't discriminate) : I wish i had a midas male or an ariosha male in my life!

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midas (well)

'Might as well'

Basically a cooler term for "I should just" or "fuck it"

"Are you going to do it?" "Midas (well)"
Just do it

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Midas Touch

Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.

I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.

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Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

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Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

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Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

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