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migraine

the most painful headache that usually lasts a good while. it can throb, pound, or just hurt for days.

friend: "Let's go to the mall"
me: "sorry, can't, I have a migraine"

by zesty barbecue sauce August 11, 2019


Migraine

A common excuse for a hangover.

You guys good for tomorrow sorry about Sunday had a bad migraine couldn’t get out of bed

by Poonslayer89 September 22, 2020


Migraine

A type of headache

Friend: Oh shit you got a headache?

You: Yeah exactly but it’s worse like a migraine

by corlino February 23, 2021


Migraine

A group of kids.

Man this migraine is really getting on my nerves.

by Avenred November 08, 2019


Migraine

Technical jargon for a group project.

1) Unfortunately, I have a migraine scheduled after class from 7:00 - 10:00 PM for the rest of the semester
2) We'll need to collaborate with Sales, Marketing and a 3rd party vendor for this migraine, but we think the results will be an overall positive for the company.
3) This well-researched migraine was handed off to R&D and Operations to figure out by the executive team after about 3 months of asking only sycophants

by Seems1 September 27, 2018


Migraine hangover

Sort of like an alcohol hangover, except it is not caused by inebriation. Also known as postdrome. The end result of a migraine, it usually presents with a general feeling of tiredness, feeling bad all over, altered sensitivity to light and sound, sometimes accompanied by a sensation of having had a hot iron pressed to one's head or a troop of angry elephants ride on top of it. Best advice: rest and medication as prescribed by your doctor.

Dude # 1: Man, what's wrong with you?
Dude # 2: Migraine hangover. Feel like vomit.
Dude # 1: Partied hard last night, dude.
Dude #2: Nothing like that. M-i-g-r-a-i-n-e. That's what gave me this.

by OldEditor February 23, 2018


facebook migraine

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.

Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.

by Truthgenie April 29, 2023