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A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep
Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
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the minge is the fur around the vagina, often it is thick and tufty though some people shave and trim it
i like furry minges, the furrier the better
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Fuck me lads, she had a minge like the Jackson Five in a rugby scrum.
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A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.
<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.
<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
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The Mongol word for "beaver" - absolutely no joshing!
As seen on exibit caption in Natural History Museum, Ulan Bataar.
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