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A dichead cunt who gets a chubby when media cameras click faster over his fake tears.
"One of the Australian Prime Ministers staff raped someone again."
"Again?! I thought it was just office orgy week."
"Nah, it's assault a Co-worker week."
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Daym bro that teacher is some RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER
dude 1: oi mate can I come into ya bloody dunny? I need to punch the prime minister
dude 2: nah mate, I'm punching the prime minister
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MINISTER FEDERATION Are the detention of a shitty clan who think there good and funny but in real life Infinity Oi and navcom would shut them up
MINISTER FEDERATION (Halo)A Shit Clan With Coachable sounding depressed as fuck
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A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.
You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.
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A middle aged furry man that is looks simple enough but is unable to be set on fire because he is coated in scotch guard. He has hoes in different area codes and loves driving a weenie mobile in and out the garage. Works in the animal waste division. Absolute Legend.
The Prime Minister Prick Nasty takes butt plugs seriously.
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Moving like a prime minister is someone or something that is always changing but for the worse, sneaky, temporary. Basically someone who is a shapeshifter telling a bold faced lie in front of your face
inspired by the UK politics, from Boris to Liz Truss to Sunak. Can be also used for any party member or person
Moving like a prime minister
Person 1: Man, do you know Shanice?
Person 2: I don’t like her to be fair
Person 1: Why man, she’s proper nice
Person 2: Nah she’s always moving like a prime minster
Person 1: Ah calm, didn’t know she was like that
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