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Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.

"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."

by trijicog January 14, 2024


Bunny ranch Mistletoe

The act of a male laying on their shoulders and having their member hang directly over their face.

"yeah it was a real mess, i walked in and he was doing a bunny ranch mistletoe... it was bad..."

by Mc1rish March 2, 2023


Indian mistletoe

To make love under a eagles nest

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe

by Vvengesnuup August 2, 2023


Pink mistletoe

When you force your girlfriends butthole to prolapse and then bend her over and kiss her between her legs and under her inner anus.

Brock’s favorite time of the year is Christmas because He gets to kiss all his clients under his pink mistletoe at the barbershop

by Sluggerfunk January 13, 2022