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A foul, disgusting, horrible, drink made of a shot of lime juice and another shot of Bailey's Irish Cream.
You drink the lime juice first and hold it in your mouth. You then shot the Bailey's and swish them together in your mouth as though you were using mouthwash.
Within several seconds your mouth will be full of a rancidly textured ball of goop (the "cement"). As a straight male I can't vouch for it but it must be similar to having a mouthful of cum. Swallowing it is even worse.
They are so gross that the clown who buys you one of these is lucky if you don't gob it back in his face.
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The cement mixer: even more of a painful experience than Tequila slammers or chartreuse.
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A sex move, especially popular in the south, where a girl holds a mouthful of hot grits in her mouth while performing oral sex on a guy.
My girl did the cement mixer on me last night, but she cooked the grits too long and scalded my penis.
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Someone who conforms to the prevailing societal religion, egalitarian multiculturalism.
Used synonymous with crazy in a few circles, besides Communists who see it as a term of endearment.
Brandon wanted to piss off his his dad so he got Shaniqka pregnant.
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The sexual act of inserting a mans fist into a girl's anus, then rotating his hand and extending his fingers (like a Kitchen Aid)
I gave my girl the ole brownie mixer, and she hasn'e been able to walk for a week.
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A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.
Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.
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a quik mixer is when 2 or more guys jack off and spert the cum on the girls ass and she farts
"danm i was be a quik mixer to her"
or
"shit she was being a quik mixer!"
Typically a Middle Schooler or Elementary School child who "Mixes Coochies" ( Has Sex ) in the hallway. Also confused with Kissing Privates.
GirlW: Omg. Look! GirlB and BoyC are TOTALLY mixing coochies!
BoyJ: That's hilarious.
GirlG: No, it's gross.
GirlM: They're Coochie Mixers!!
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