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a band that is different from any band i've ever herd before. their music is fun and you can relate. especially the song "nothing came out". download some of their songs now, you won't regret it.
Nothing Came Out -The Moldy Peaches
And besides you're probably holding hands eith some skinny, pretty girl that likes to talk about bands, and all I wanna do is ride bikes with you, and stay up late and watch cartoons.
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a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.
he shagged a smelly fishy vagina and ended up with a moldy dick.
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Moldy Vagina (M-OLD-E, V-AG-I-NA):
Def. 1- The act of not cleaning one's self after intense sexual intercourse.
Def. 2- The molding of a vagina after intense use of sexual activity.
Def. 3- The aging of a used cunt.
Def. 4- Tara Miller has a moldy vagina.
Samantha " Sally, my vagina is totally moldy after sex."
Sally, "Samantha, that's what a douche-bag is for. It's your fault for waiting a week after letting your damp cunt set to finally realize it."
Jason, "Dude I was eating out that girl Samantha, and it wasn't till after I got down to the bottom did I realize it was sour, do you think?"
Dude, "It was a moldy vagina? Why, yes... Yes I do."
Katherine, "Damn vagina just won't stop molding on me... Age is a CUNT!"
Lisa, "Hey George, can you pass the douche... My cunt's moldy again."
Tara Miller, "I have a moldy vagina!"
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1) Jizz that has changed colors by being exposed to mold
2) Jizz that is moldy because the man who came hasnt had sex in over twenty years
i bet that loser has moldy jizz
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Giving oral to a woman with a vaginal infection.
Did you hear Cody gave moldy bagel last night??!
Yeah, I hear he loved it.
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1) a penis that has not been properly treated after an encounter with a mold infested vagina. The penis in question must be kept in a state suitable to mold growth. IE the person does not wash the penis, yet occasionally gets it wet while refuseing to see a doctor to get the mold infection removed.
Please note that a moldy penis is not allways noticed by the mold. Leaky faucet syndrome is a common precursor to the mold surrounding the penis and perhaps within the penis. As with all stds know your partner. The number of partners a person has had directly correlates to the prevalence of moldy penis syndrome.
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A moldy lampshade is when a large man, (usually chronically overweight), vomits into a bucket, and then masturbates while it's on his head.
I'd stay far away from Philip if i were you, I heard he gave himself a Moldy Lampshade!