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A Turd Monger is someone who has reached a state of having to pass a heavy bowel movement. The Turd Monger however, will not immediately relieve him/herself. Instead, they will allow their bowels to continue to expand as their fecal matter increases, resulting in noisomeness, gaseous emissions (commonly referred to as pre-shit farts) to be excreted from their posterior orifice while being within a close proximity of others. These exudations are generally quite robust and are slow to dissipate, thus resulting in a prolonged period of olfactory anguish to the recipients within range.
It's about time that damn Turd Monger Ricky decided to go and unload! Christ, that chair of his must be explosive by now, considering all the gas he's pumped into it.
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A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..
Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger
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1. Someone who stands to gain self-respect, happiness or well-being by spreading love in the general population. 2. An often inexperienced individual working to oppose fear/war/hate mongering, who uses unlikely methods to generate good-will, courage and laughter in the general populace. 3. A person willing to accept differences (thoughts, looks, race, sex, creed, class, etc.) in others and still love them.
Even after the atrocities that some politicians and individuals have committed, she still loves them. Not for their acts but for the very essence of their human-ness. What a love-monger!
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The use of social media to spread largely baseless and misleading stories designed to scare the reader. Predominantly created by the tin foil hat brigade.
I see that Belinda has been Share Mongering on Facebook again.
Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.
Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?
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Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.
This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.
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A person obsessed with being the top poster on a forum.
This guy posts to much, He must be a Post-Monger