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A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.
Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!
A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.
Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"
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When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.
The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.
The Omega Mongoose is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female, while she is on her period, and she is on the toilet having diarrhea.
She asked me to give her an Omega Mongoose, I told her no way!
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A lesbian youtuber who makes fake story times saying she was almost killed by her uber driver
Omg did u just see Idubbz content cop on tana mongoose shes such a liar?
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A silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, "now listen" (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.
"Want to play The Mongoose Game?!"
huh?
"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"
umm, yeaaa?
"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"
noo??
"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."
what! i don't get it! keep going!
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Any one who has made a mistake of a silly nature.
noun.
Oh Bri! You're such a silly mongoose!
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