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douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 8, 2004

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Chode Mongrel

1. Noun- one who collects chodes and hordes them together for pleasure or other personal gain.

2. Noun- being a douchebag or retard in one way or another.

1. Lee is such a chode mongrel, he goes around asking everyone for their chodes.

2. Ahmed is telling everyone that I had sex with that slut even though I didn't, hes such a chode mongrel.

by Teh ChodE MaN2 February 26, 2009

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Titty Mongrel

A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.

Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.

by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004

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mongrel idiot

1) An idiot of epic proportions

2) One so devoid of any social or reasoning abilities that he or she is constantly making you wish you were dead for being in the same room as him or her.

3) Almost the same as being functionally retarded, but not quite there.

1, 2, 3) Kenneth is a mongrel idiot whose complete lack of any EQ or social ability makes his usefullness equivalent to that of a crudely fashioned Christmas gift made by a kindergardener.

by Char-Ming June 22, 2007

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shit mongrel

Any living thing/being that would take a shit anywhere and everywhere.

My dog is a shit mongrel.

by Gio Contreras July 5, 2008

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Mongrel Parenting

A common derivative of a delusional, self-proclaimed Tiger Parent who are more often poorly educated, low-class Asian parents suffering from low self-esteem, entitlement and narcissistic personality disorder who have no business breeding let alone raising a child, a product of their own Mongrel upbringing. Mongrel Parents believe that the best course of action to preparing a child for life would be emotional trauma, torturous physical and mental abuse by enacting corporal punishment for failing to live up to unrealistic expectations. Though Mongrel Parents may claim that such actions are necessary to secure a beneficial future for their children, such claims are indeed false, as they tend to use their child's achievements solely for bragging rights.

Jimmy: Hey, I heard that Chin is back at his therapist.
Joe: Yeah, he was raised with mongrel parenting. He's been in therapy since he could afford it.

by jackkanarchy99 November 3, 2019


Pull A Mongrel

To embarrass a hot-linking image thief, by replacing your site image links with rude and displeasing images revealing the art thief or hot-linker to be what they really are. Mongrel.me succeeded in this task and inspired this definition.

"The thief continued to steal images from Jack's website claiming them as their own, and using the images from his site stealing the bandwidth , so he decided to pull a Mongrel and replace the original image links with bestiality porn pictures and angry cats."

by outerglow June 15, 2009

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