monkey

An evil creature that inhabits ones closet.

There's an evil monkey in my closet.

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monkeys

Hella ups...Able to jump high

Damn you see how high he jump...He got monkeys!

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Monkey's

From monkey's arse. A more polite way of saying that you don't give a fuck/shit. Often used on television programmes shown before nine.

Hollie: Ruddy Hell! You're such a muppit.
Tom: I don't give a monkey's what you think.

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The Monkey

When having sex with a woman, leave a creampie.
He then proceeds to scoop it out and throws it at her face.
This is not dissimilar to the way a monkey throws feces at its fellows.

"Dude I wanna do the monkey sooo bad after Billy did it to Cindy."
"Yea man, Billy is the greatest."

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Is that a monkey?

A line spoken in Kong: Skull Island- where a helicopter pilot lays eyes on King Kong for the first time.

"Is that a monkey?" -US Air Calvary Pilot

monkey

means that your internally a monkey

Roshan is a monkey!

monkey

1. term of endearrment. best when modified by a verb or adjective. can only be applied with love, when no other nick name will do.

2. someone who scampers about frequently.

love monkey; sex monkey; crazy monkey

that Dee Dee, she's such a monkey!

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