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space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys

Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!

by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021


muzik monky

a streamer whom is bad, and dose not know how to play game, nor speak english

god im sutch a "muzik monkey". or : she is sutch a "muzik monky" i cant even think how they are so big

by luckukain007 September 12, 2019


nigger monky

cockBigger monkey. That has very very big testicles and suffers from testicular cancer. This big black monkey is a testicle cancer stage 3. It is a big black testicular cancer. That suffers in black males related to chimpanzees. It is commonly used for black people with big black, big Brazilian butts and big black booty balls. They have to suffer from Big Black Booty Booty Bop. Lingering links inside this dangling on God now. A big black monkey is commonly used for nigger sucking or for testicular cancer. Now if you suck a lot of dick you must eat it like it's tricks. And you know what they say? Your back is and you're like type. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. And if you eat a lot of ass that's what they call you. If you suck a lot of dick you gotta eat a lot of docs, you know, go to the doctor's office. Oh, I'd say Day keeps the doctor away.I mean a cop a day, the doctor away. The monkey is commonly used when black people are getting hit with a big black belt or getting whipped by a slave back in the 1800s they call them. And if you swap them really hard, they say. So, like, it's really, really like, you gotta whip him real hard, like. Like, Oh my God, like.pow pow pow pow pow like that's what you gotta do you gotta make that they must crack on god

big black monky: i cant belive i suffer from nigger monky

by malcom dick August 28, 2023


ass monkies

A straight(inlovewithagayman)man who is hot and charming and really good at most everything. Who is in love with a guy but wants awomen. A man who wish his best friend was a girl he could make love too. A guy whohas. Not relized its ok to be gay. Or one who is scared of his love for a man. Most of the men who have a gay best friend. One who would do anything for a assmonky one who follows a assmonkey around or feeds them buys them clothes or feels strong feelings for a assmonkey

Hey bro I'm into a ass monkies that don't know why they love gaymen. V. I would be so into you if you would ever like to be with me and I'm not a assmonkey or assmuppet I'm a guy who is in love with you just for the plain and simple fact that you are you

by yourgaybuddy February 22, 2011

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donut monkies

Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks away.

Ed and Craig are two dedicated donut monkies

by Bored@Work September 12, 2006

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flying monkies

A bunch of minions from The Wizard of Oz that work for the Wicked Witch of the West, and are monkies, with wings. The person who thought of this is clearly a moron because no one liked the idea of flying monkies, because monkies are most like humans and humans have no chance in being able to fly without a machine. Overall, flying monkies is a terrible idea.

Amanda: Hey girl, did you see those flying monkies in that movie? They were silly sweet!
Grace: I found those flying monkies to be totally ridiculous, The Wizard of Oz should have never been a movie.

by bloodysox1918 April 23, 2006

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sea monkied

The act of ejaculating

I sea monkied so hard in sheela last night

by BloodMuffin October 1, 2013

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