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A terrible dance move mostly done with drinking moonshine. It's when you put your hands up to your head with your elbows out and sway side to side
She's so drunk she'd doing the moonshine dance
When a guy and girl are having sex and when the guy is done he proceeds to adorn her face with man cheese(jizz). Then, since men have to pee after sex, the guy pees on her face and the girl opens her mouth and gargles the solution of golden love and man juice.
"Jenny said she needed face wash. So I decided to give her the good old Montana Moonshine."
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A drink made to serve in a Parent's Mixer Party, drink is made out of Tequila, Taco seasoning, contact lens solution, anti-anxiety medication, a reese's' mcflurry, orange soda, expired milk and whatever cheese you got layin around
Parent: You see that english teacher last night at the parents mixer? he was humping the wall!!!
Party host: I know, he downed like three of my Mama's Moonshines...
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Sunset clapper by night.
Billy: Dude, this sunset clapper is looking at the moon and doing something from beyond this world
Jeremiah: Yeah, he is a moonshine whistler, what did you expect?
Billy: alright
Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping
We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.
A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick
Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."
A mixture of a woman's cum and period blood during that special time of the month. Happens while giving an oral lick. Very famous among the folks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, particularly Mississippi
When Byron performed a labia-lick on Blanche, she cummed and squirted a hot mess of Mississippi Moonshine in his mouth.
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