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A wild animal with a dick the size of jeremys leg
Plural Meeses
Moose
(n.) A big razor-toothed animal that comes out at night to bite the tails off smaller animals.
"A moose bit my dog's tail off last night."
former Dallas Cowboy fullback Daryl Johnston's nickname. He was a big, powerful lead blocker.
Moose was always knocking the 49ers around in the NFC title game.
Moose is an adjective that is used to describe someone you show affection towards. This can be used in reference to an event that reminds you of how cute, adorable and perfect this person is. It can also represent dissapointment if spoken in a lower tone.
The term "moose" can also be used to replace the term "i love you". (see examples).
In context to a situation it can be used the following way.
"moose your so cute"
When applied to someones name
"alex your a moose"
Due to its hidden meaning of "i love you", it can often just be said on its own, at the begining and ending of conversations.
"moose"
A sign given to a friend in hiding while you're having sex with a girl doggy-style. It involves simulating moose antlers by placing one's thumbs on each side of the head, spreading the other fingers wide, and waving them back and forth.
Ron was hiding in the closet, and I gave him the moose while I was doing Tiffany back-door.
verb. Grabbing a woman's breasts. The term is in contrast to grabbing her rear end, which would be 'goosing'. Usually accompanied by a loud shout of "Moose!"
She wasn't paying attention, so I moosed her.
1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)
1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!