Mother

A mother is someone who will do the work of twenty for free.

Mother, thank you for doing everything for me.

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Mother

1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.

1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

2)My mother!

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mother

a person who gives birth to you then leaves you with your pops cause she hates you and your father so much. A person whos not really a mother and hates her kid.

my mother thought i was an ugly worthless piece of shit so she abandoned me and left me hating myself and women for life.

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mother

the stupid woman who gave birth to me.

my mother isnt really my mother if she abondons ME.

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MOTHER MOTHER

The way that you say MOTHER FUCKER when you are pissed off playing in a golf tournament and cant cuss of you will get disqualified!!!!

(hit a horrible drive that goes into a fairway bunker)
"MOTHER MOTHER, that was the worst MOTHER MOTHERIN drive ever."

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mother

#1.Probably the only person who had ever
loved and cared about you.........
#2.The person for who you gonna hate yourself
when shes gone and u realize that u have never
gave her anything back even though it had been
so easy just to say thank you......

#1.
Loving Mother:pls George let those porns and come outside for a bit, u havent left youre room for two weeks now. i dont want that u end up as nude or a satanist worshiper or even worse as a Mtv news reader.
stupid George:piss off!!
#2.
im missing my mommy
why i have never listend to you mom
*a 40 years old Mtv news reader crashs on the floor cries and then shoots himslef into the head so that the cleaning lady has to do over-hours again*

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mother

The first lady of the chav household. She is often found whiling away the days watching her relatives on Trisha in her cigarette-stained dressing gown, yelling at the little chavs and smoking 60+ cigarettes a day.

Defining characteristics of chav mothers are:

i) A penchant for smoking
ii) Being single
iii) A love of TV-related magazines

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