mow the front lawn

to shave your pubic hair

Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn
Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it
Daughter: Hahahaha

Mom: *clueless*

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Mowing other people's lawns

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.

Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

Mowing Lawns

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.

Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.

mowed the lawn

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Mowed the lawn

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex

I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn