When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.
Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...
a dirty or muddy puddle.
Bob laid his jacket in the muddle for his lady friend to step on.
Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
The mashed butt debris left in between and in the teeth after eating nuts
It took me ten minutes to clean the nut muddle out of my teeth after my date last night
a corn muddle is what all the ain't shit boys at Temple smell like.
Von smells like a corn muddle, he is a fuck boy!!!!