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Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.
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after having anal sex with a girl, cum in her asshole and suck it out
i would so muff jessica alba
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refered to when some one is in a bad mood or being an asshole. there are stages of muff as well ranging from one to seven, seven being the worst stage of beign a pussy or being pissed off:
1. shaved muff
2. prickly muff
3. flowing muff
4. golden flowing
5. tangled muff
6. puffy muff
7. jungled muff.
guy: hey man shut the hell up.
other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.
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Refering to a larger scaled vagina and or pussy.
Your such a damn muff burger.
Suck my muff.
Blow it muff bag.
etc.
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one hairy ass pussy for girls that are gross
john's face was in sally's muff and he got hair on his toungue
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A large hairy, unemployed person with abnormal amounts of body hair. Is able to grow beards over night and grow stubble on tongue. The Muff will be able to sustain a heavy amounts of alcohol and protein shakes.
Josh is the mighty king of all Muffs. Peace x
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Half a muffin. Discovered when Glenn College was stingy and only gave us muffin halves, instead of a whole one.
"I'm gonna put this muff in my fridge for later"
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