Munt

Male cunt

That guy is acting like a total munt to the waitress.

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Munted

Broken; damaged; not functioning correctly.

If I was to take to someone's car with a baseball bat the panels would become munted

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munt

The male version of "cunt". This term is to be used when calling a man a "dick" or "asshole" doesn't suffice.

"Wow, Ben was being a real munt today"

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Munted

When some thing is destroyed, misshapen or wrecked.

"see that car crash?"
"Yeah. The car got munted"

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Munted

MUH-N-TEHD: ADJECTIVE

1: New Zealand term for "retard".

2: Broken beyond repair.

"Dude, you're fucking munted!"

"HAHA, that munted girl just walked into a wall!"

"My phone is so munted! Guess I'm going shopping for a new one..."

"That fucking munted machine just stole my dollar!"

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munting

sadly...........

a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....

e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."

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Munting

To zone out due to the effect of (usually) illicit drugs. This sometimes involves the rolling of eyes, involuntary body shakes and serious gurning. see -Gurning

We lost Dave, but then found him in the corner of the club munting out.

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