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The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.
When a woman grinds her genetailia on another person's head.
"I'm bald, so the only haircut I can get is a musky haircut."
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after a male busts a load in a female's mouth and she swallows it he then proceeds to cover her mouth with his hand and punch her in the throat so that the semen will come out her nose.
the last time I came in a girl's mouth, she went "umm delicious" but I felt she was not worthy of my semen so I karate chopped her in the throat and the next thing I know the spunk sprayed out of her nostrils. This is a muskie blast.
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A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!
Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.
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a musky resk is when a man has not cleaned his penis after ejaculation. the resk is the name for the residue and it is said to be musky due to the smell
shut the fuck up you musky resk
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Another term for calling people a bastage or dingle berry.
you guys are big soggy musky beavers!
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