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To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.
What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!
When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.
Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.
Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”
She has some bomb pussy!
“She has a girl mustache, you know what that means.... SHE GOT THAT DROP!”
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a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.
I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache
The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.
Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.
Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.
Mustache rock is genre of music that is made by a band in which one or more member has or at one time had an awesome mustache. Some notable mustache rock bands are: Queen, Portugal. The Man, Gogol Bordello, The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library, The Black Keys, and Frank Zappa.
Hey man, Did you see that band last week? They were real mustache rockers.
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A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".
Ashley wore my penis mustache all night on Saturday.
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