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The new "that's what she said". When some derragatory remark is said, another person remarks "my wife or my sister?". Another person is to respond "what's the difference?"
"Let's go to that all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
"My wife or my sister?"
"What's the difference?"
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A predator called big dog big bear lion saying, after finding a nigga.
Big dog big bear lion : Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga.
Nigga: ah shi- *starts running*
Big dog big bear lion : Don't you run from me, lil' nigga.
When you’re in a bad situation.
So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.
My g is a friend but My G is a Best Friend
Yo my G or Yo My g.
My g or My G
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A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.
Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...
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When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳
To destroy someones pussy instead of our planet.
hey! destroy my pussy not my planet!